JMAA LIVE! Episode 40 - IDUBBBZ' GIRLFRIEND: The Simp Succubus

In today's episode of JMAA LIVE! we sink deep into the depths of Hell to find out about the biggest succubus of them all! ANISA JOMHA, also known as "Idubbbz' Girlfriend", who's currently, as we said, Idubbbz' girlfriend. We'll see in this episode how deep we can get into the lustful nature of this unseductive demon.

Anisa Jomha has a history of being the girlfriend of so many people, but not as notoriously as when she was with Idubbbz. Raised as a football fan because of her football boyfriend, then became a Twitch streamer when she was the girlfriend of another Twitch streamer, then became Chris Ray Gun's girlfriend, and now became a professional "can-do-banter-but-cannot-take-banter" person when she became girlfriends with Idubbbz.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 37 - We're back!? Yes we do (FuzhouYT)

Back to the JMAA LIVE podcast! Britbong drama and H3H3, karma, the Ethan Ralph situation, game recommendations and more in this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast, with special guest FuzhouYT.

YES! The JMAA LIVE! podcast is back! And with guests! So exciting! After all that has been done against it, it’s finally back for some more! And we have a new approach to how we should tackle things in here. For starters, politics and edgy shit OUT OF THE GAME. No more of that shit. Here we bring the positives and maybe a bit of drama going on.

But it’s been especially so long without us talking about our favourite manlet from the UK, Britbong, who’s been platformed by known unfunny man Ethan Klein and has been sending out child porn to youtubers. If this guy doesn’t get a ticket to prison soon, I don’t know what else. But hey, I guess we’ll wait.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 36 - The Cringe Intensifies...

Valorant, Coronavirus, Nick Fuentes cringe, the catboy fucked Nick Fuentes and more this week on the JMAA LIVE Podcast.

This is a very special podcast in particular, I could tell, because there's not too many talking points in this one, but we dedicated a whole segment of the podcast not only to the Coronavirus Watch, but also to Nick Fuentes, a man who's apparently an entire festival of cringe. How so? He's been a complete embarrassment on CPAC recently, and I couldn't avoid looking away at his misery and not be entertained by it, like it was some sort of Monty Python style trainwreck in slow motion.

AND YES, NICK FUENTES FUCKED THE CATBOY. And it's so funny that Fuentes is pushing this narrative about how lolisocks the catboy is straight, because the goddamn catboy is GAY ASS NIGGA. Yes, traps are gay. Yes, fucking traps is GAYER. Here in this podcast we prove Nicholas J. Fuentes' fragile heterosexuality once more, and his lust for luscious catboys. Prepare yourselves for the ULTIMATE CRINGE.

Now go ahead and put the dildo in your mouth, or you're cringe.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 35 - L.Ape Meltdown

Suspended on Mailchimp, really bad Duke Nukem impressions, baboons escaping, anime turns you gay, Hotwheels getting BTFO, the OnlyFans leak and more this week on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Sorry for the late upload of this episode, turns out the artist who was gonna make the cover for this podcast episode didn't turn out in time for the podcast cover, so I had to make a temporary one for the time being.

Somehow though, I managed to nail the Duke Nukem impressions, despite me saying I did it really badly. Ok, sucks a bit, but it's an OK Duke impression. Take it up, boomer shooters.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 34 - Oniondependence Day

ONIONDEPENDENCE DAY, the day I cut ties with MrBTFO, Kathy Zhu getting banned, Mike Bloomberg memes, another mass shooting, Twitter factcheckers, Hollywood purity test AI, a midget getting bullied and more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

ONIONDEPENDENCE DAY IS HERE, a special day so special that even MrBTFO came to my stream to say hi! Not long before he started getting bullied in the stream chat as per usual. As always, Britbong, keep seething. Even if I only get to talk about you once a year, you'll still find any excuse to keep obsessing on me. And I will take poo-eaters over sociopathic vermin any time.

And there's also this whole story about this 9 year old Quasimodo looking ass nigga getting "bullied", but there's a whole rabbithole about it. You'll see, this podcast has it all. I just wished I could interview his mom on the regard of his viral video there, but she didn't even reply to my DMs. Oh well, I guess the clout is not for me.

HAPPY ONIONDEPENDENCE DAY EVERYONE!

JMAA LIVE! Episode 33 - TIME TO RISE UP

Joker winning the Oscars, Birds of Prey bombs, mother defiles her dead child's corpse on VR, crows on China, monkeys reached the Stone Age, Yang Gang is over, Scandinavians are not white according to SAS, some kid bought a MrBTFO tshirt like a moron, and more this week at the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

One thing that I forgot to mention in this podcast is the resurgence of the Projekt Melody Chaturbate bot who's smashing camgirls over. This combined with the Joker shit and the Birds of Prey flop, is an EPIC GAMER MOMENT. Truly we're getting closer to the reality of another 1938 reality. Not naming names, but it seems history is condemned to repeat itself for the good, isn't it?

This scandinavian thing pisses me off though. How woke do they need to be to actually come up with such amount of bullshit? And you'll see here that it won't fly anymore with us. This woke shit is dying for good. Game Over. Come back, Hitler.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 32 - The Brexit Special (a.k.a TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES)

Running away from Bitwave, Kobe Bryant dies in a helicopter crash, Derrick (not a fish) banned from YouTube, Chris Hansen needs to pay, the UK FINALLY leaves the EU with Brexit, Baby Peanut, Coronavirus collapses the whole globalist economy, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES and more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

OK, bit of a disclaimer here: there has been some technical difficulties here. I think I left the PC running for too long here, because quite frankly the PC was freezing over for a good 30 minutes and I couldn't do much about it except playing the waiting game. I have to edit this on post as I write this down, so the experience listening to the podcast might be different to what you've experienced in that livestream.

Anyway, FINALLY THE BRITS LEAVE THE EU. Can you imagine that shit? After so many years of fucking around with nonsensical bullshit, the britbongs wised up and left that totalitarian horseshit that is the European Union. One particular streamer might celebrate it, which I'll not be happy about, when's us SPANIARDS? HUH? WHEN'S THAT HAPPENING TO US? Let this be a precedent of what the rest of EU countries will do. Soon there'll be a Spainexit or something happening if we dream HARD ENOUGH.

And this coronavirus thing... it's crazy! It's gonna collapse the globalist economy, it's making corporations close down factories, there's weird white cubes containing infected people... and the Chinese Government and the WHO are LYING about the whole situation! Over 150,000 infected people and over 24,000 dead!! Now that's what I call a twist! And thank Tencent for that! Even if it was not their intent.

Oh yeah, and Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash. I guess we can learn one lesson from here: don't let black people run helicopters. And don't mourn on celebrities' deaths. It's boring already. Knock it off.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 31 - From Our Cold DEAD Hands and Dicks

The whole Virginia protests thing, the Chinese coronavirus, MrBTFO is boring and nobody can tell, a Chinese PUBG mobile contest, Boogie2988 faking being swatted and hacked, the Dick Masterson dilemma, a lesson in bad publicity, Brexit and more this week at the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Look, Dick, I'm just gonna tell ya, I don't think you wanna hear this, maybe it'll get you upset, maybe it will be your doom, maybe it will rock your senses, but I'm gonna say it this once and only once:

I'm not falling for your stupid bait.

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That's it. Enjoy the show. Not gonna see me on Sunday.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 29 - World War M (for Manlet)

Britbong being Britbong as usual, WWIII is going on, deleted WWIII memes, Trump taking adderall, Sam Hyde suspended on Twitter, Australia bushfire charities, AI generated films, an ad banned for promoting the patriarchy, feminist DC movies and more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

How long do we need to keep fighting useless middle east wars for Israel? I have no idea, but at this point it's getting pretty obvious already. We seriously need to focus on stop sucking up to Israel so much, I don't care about that bullshit about Israel being the "promised land", you know that's dogshit from evangelists. Just stop.

Also Britbong has been making his own WWIII of spergery at the moment: crying about getting low on donations, making shitty merch, shilling himself on /pol/... he's for this reason my personal lolcow. Forever and EVER. No doubt about it. Even then even if I personally took the L for eating excrement, at least I can sleep nicely knowing that I'm 100x more successful in life than MrBTFO.

This KMFDM style thumbnail has been made by itsmintsalad BTW. Let's get rockin'!

JMAA LIVE! Episode 27 - Krampus is Coming to Town

The Dame Pesos and Myroom Records drama, PewDiePie taking a break and deletus his Twitter, TommyC pussying out from the Killstream bloodsports with JMAA, a full-on retrospective of JMAA TV for 2019, the toilet that makes you uncomfortable, Trump impeached, JK Rowling being eaten alive by SJWs, Virginia wants to take away their guns, a memelord, Ben Shapiro and more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Christmas 2019 is the gift that keeps on giving, from the YouTube new TOS going on that will ban EVERYBODY to this whole Trump impeachment shit. It's a jolly, merry Christmas, with a good stinking load of dump that will make your 2020 even more joyful. Thank you 2019 for the great moments.

Speaking of the great moments of 2019, this year has been very great for JMAA TV, so I give it in this podcast a retrospective. Some incidents like the poo eating one happened, and that's pretty depressing for one bit, but this is the very year I'd make MrBTFO jealous about, being on the Dick Show, gaining some clout, having an amazing fun chill year and working on really good stuff that keeps on giving me happiness. Let's all hope the plans I got for 2020 come with great spoils, because one of them includes a MUSIC ALBUM my COUSIN is gonna work on after I finish editing this TDS episode 4 video for JMAA TV Premium.

And this cover is made by me for the occasion. Anyway, this is the LAST PODCAST OF THE YEAR, I hope you guys have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2020 as well. See you next year!

JMAA LIVE! Episode 26 - The Song of Hunting and Killing

Kpop is for homosexuals, Britbong visited by police, the YouTube purge, another MASS SHOOTING, MTV oy-veying Nick Fuentes, Tommy C CHALLENGED, Labour lost, the new game from the Bad Guys, the Game Awards 2019 and much more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Ok: bit of a disclaimer here, tons of dead air in here, since I was such a fucking RETARD I FORGOT TO TURN ON THE DESKTOP AUDIO FOR THE WHOLE PODCAST. I guess it's what happens when I refuse to read chat for a whole hour and a half of podcast, but at least I learnt my lesson here.

Also: never please to journalists. You see what happened with Nick J. Fuentes here, they'll tear you apart like sharks at the minimal glance and smell of blood. They're parasites. Period. No reason to trust them to make you a promo or anything, they're scum. And they should be definately gone from their parasitic careers. Just a handful of them are gonna be able to destroy your shit World Peace style, just so you know.

And figure out, Britbong has got himself into big boy trouble now, and he's sad. Who's gonna be the paypiggy who's gonna comfort him with several paypig donations? Who's gonna end his depression? Oh, boo hoo! That's what he gets for being an obnoxious criminal cunt. And you see how it is now, even his fans are leaving him. Fuck this guy.

And I swear to god, this YouTube purge shit is just the kind of shit I predicted in my book along with the frequency mass shootings like the one in Jersey City happen. Don't blame me, blame how incompetent this whole clown world is.

This ominous futuristic dystopian podcast cover has been made by itsmintsalad. Kudos!

JMAA LIVE! Episode 25 - Soothsayer of the Tubes

Susan Wojcicki telling lies for 60 Minutes, re-education camps for redpilled YouTube staff, thinking is white supremacy, videogames that bash Drumpf, Owen Benjamin banned from YouTube, a brazillian fuck claiming thousands of game videos on YouTube, and more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

YouTube is fucking doomed. I called it. It is written, ever since I made all those crazy predictions in my book, I knew certainly that at some point they were gonna become true. And it didn't disappoint. Crazy right? You run the site like utter shit, you get shit for breakfast, Ma'am Wojcicki. That horse-faced witch gets what she deserves, for her business to go down into rubble.

Also, a new addition to the podcast, a comeback if you will: PRANK CALLS. These were great this podcast. Today in the menu of prank calls is DANCERS: we got a bit of trouble with certain type of dancers in the middle east, especially some weird delivery orders from fast food chains where some employee told us a bunch of anti-semitic stuff. Schlomo is here to crack down on these venues and send 'em a complaint.

The amazing prophetic cover has been made by itsmintsalad. Love it!

JMAA LIVE! Episode 24 - Bad Guys, Watcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?

Britbong too scared for the Killstream and is going to prison, anal sunbathing, Borat does his impersonation of an ADL jew, Disney is not your friend, a cartoon from a mentally unstable woman makes its rounds to fame, Onision freaking out, No Nut November, a Hentai Nazi game and more this week on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

On regards to that little manlet known as Britbong or MrBTFO, I'd say he's getting into too much big boy trouble recently. I mean, what does it take for the manlet to be scared of being at the Killstream with Ethan Ralph and EmptyHero? The lengths this little oompa loompa boy has to go in order to get mad and try to destroy us are unbelievable. My advice to him: say goodbye to Elaine and Steven (mommy and daddy), because they're not gonna be there whenever you drop the soap at the prison showers, you fag.

Also, I've seen probably what is the best Borat sketch that ever was, apparently Borat is out there pretending to be an ADL jew spokesman talking about "hatespeech" and Facebook enabling it. Good one, that's on par with "throw the jew down the well" or the "running of the jews". I've had a blast with it. Please tell us more about how Hitler would love to use Facebook to post a 30 second ad about the JQ. If "Zoockerberg" would enable it, we'd be willing to spread this much reverse propaganda in a way that we're using their own propaganda weapons against them. Clever Borat. Me like!

I also skipped certain talking points here, such as the fact that Chick-Fil-A has BETRAYED US to cater to demon trannies on their next marketing move. Or the fact that Papa John's is so based and redpilled it might rattle a certain Klein's fee-fee's out there. But I digress. This podcast has been good enough. The breaking news about the manlet facing a prison sentence has made it a wild enough podcast for me to enjoy broadcasting.

This jailbait cover art has been made by itsmintsalad as per usual. Good job!

JMAA LIVE! Episode 22 - The Bad Optics Show

Nick Fuentes owning the conservatards EPIC GAMER STYLE, TPUSA hoes being mad, nazi turtles, eating in California is illegal apparently, the usefulness of Merkel Legos, Pokemon games that wipe out all your game data like a ransomware, politics are for stupid people with dyslexia, predicting a 2020 Trump victory, Death Stranding and much more this week on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Nick Fuentes is just fucking killing it recently, and all I say is keep going man. If you want some backup, I got some for ya: since you're having a lot of fun with boomer politicians, I'd suggest you and your groypers to check out this tshirt here, an avantgarde meme but still a good meme, if you're into that OBEY brand kind of stuff. Boomers should definately go from political positions and let the millenials and zoomers take over. End of story. Boomers are disgusting.

Also, who's idea is to pass a legislation in California to forbid eating in public spaces? That must be some backwards fucking logic to do that. Look, I do eat in the public space a lot of times, and if I get arrested for it, I'd be up in arms flipping cars and killing the politicians responsible for that legislation. California is such a backwards-running state that it's even got the bubonic plague on it. Fuck Cal.

This explosive cover for the podcast has been made by the talented itsmintsalad. Give him a round of applause.

And the song SHORT is made by the incredibly talented EmptyHero. Featured on this episode for your listening pleasure.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 21 - Cry me a river

Expensive videogames, Richard Spencer saying the k-word, Britbong being a soy-filled beta crybaby bitch, everyone's getting banned on YouTube, matzo breads, Blizzard game flops, Blizzard lore incongruencies, PayPal supporting pedophiles on PornHub, how I fucked a hooker when I was 12, and much more on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Let me say this straight: expensive videogames, the $60-$70 tier ones, should be outlawed. No joke. I don't care how much you spend on making these, if they're like massive Hollywood blockbuster productions, but I won't stand for paying more than $30 on a fucking videogame that I will not play for longer than 5 hours. This Overwatch 2 thing specially is a fucking scam, no joke. A MAP PACK AND STORY MODE FOR $60!? Kotick should be in jail for that, the fucking big-nosey bastard.

Also PayPal, if you're gonna ban "nazis" on your platform, maybe you should take care of not supporting pedophilia on your platform, because PornHub has got you a big tumor on ya with a fucking pedophile recording himself raping a fucking kid and getting her pregnant. Just a quick heads up.

And to wrap up the stream, the crazy storytime that has been democratically chosen on Twitter. Yes, I fucked a hooker when I was 12. Real shit. Back then, when she was hopping on top of my tiny pee-pee, it was like Christmas fucking morning. Literally. I paid 30 euro just to lose my virginity. You're welcome.

The amazing whimsical artwork for this podcast has also been made by itsmintsalad.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 20 - Halloween Hangover Glowing in the Dark

The Halloween experience, clown costume shenanigans, Epstein didn't kill himself BIG SURPRISE, a satanic CIA cult of pedophile child sex abusers, Nick Fuentes and the Groypers invading Turning Point USA and all its shenanigans, all Israeli embassies are shutting down and we're nearing for the apocalypse, a jewtuber buys himself a Bel-Air mansion, manlets gonna cause mass shootings in the UK, men are funnier than women, a 15 year old who can't stop being horny on Twitter without her parents supervision and much more in this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Ok, what a fucking crazy week. First of all, are you guys surprised Epstein turned out to NOT have killed himself? I'm definately not. The signs were clear since day one and now that the whole REAL story is starting to become so mainstream the zoomers are starting to notice with all the memery, that the CIA is starting to pray to Satan and give him offerings to save their own sorry asses. And rape kids too. Who knew those at the CIA are a bunch of big-nosed devil worshippers? Fuck these glow in the darks like hell, Terry A. Davis was goddamn right in life and even after his death. You can't kill an idea, bitch.

Also, good god, Nick Fuentes, you're doing a fantastic job over there at TPUSA, this is just like the dream of the 2016 elections all over again, except without Nick Fuentes being a neo-con Israel-sucking traitor. I give my MASSIVE shoutout to Nick J. Fuentes for BTFO'ing the fucking conservacucks that suck up to jews so much. It might not be the real goal of a NatSoc like me, but it's real good entertainment that's gonna be remembered, and that's what matters.

And also, in this episode of the podcast, you'll be witness to an EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE of the JMAA TV Premium content TIDDY DADDY SUGAR EPISODE 3: GORILLA GLASS DREAMS. If you're an audio listener of the podcast, just be sure to go to jmaa.tv/premium for the full video and all that stuff, along with the other pieces of premium comedy content out there at JMAA TV Premium.

The glow-in-the-dark cover for this podcast has been made by itsmintsalad on Twitter.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 19 - The unfunny banshees and ghouls

Halloween shenanigans, the San Sebastian Horror Film Festival full with reactions and reviews of trailers and stuff, ADL kvetching at Iceland, how a dating site locks my credit card, asian blowjobs are the best, crazy transgender pedophiles losing courts, everyone forgetting about Epstein, predicting a Facebook pozzing Uber, women under 30 waste their time with casual sex, unfunny women of color comedians, Disney self-promoting, exhuming Spanish dictators, Chinese computer people at Clash Royale and much more on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Now, I’ll be serious. Fuck exhuming the body of Franco. They’re literally pissing in our historic heritage and laughing about it, and even celebrating it. I wouldn’t celebrate throwing away our historical heritage down to the trash, the one that made us who we are right now, but here we are. I live in a region where the majority of this redskin population is celebrating this pisstake. Fuck them.

Also, the Horror Film Festival here with their short films, mostly a pisstake as well. Only two short films come out as my favourite, one is about a bald man and hair growth gel, and the bald man gets what he deserves, BALD FUCK. The other short film I like it because it’s a funny one. The rest sucks so much my IRL friend who went there to watch them with me fell asleep and I had to wake him up like a fucking toddler. In the words of a canadian AVGN, it sucks so much it blows, it blows so much it fucks.

Another good update anyway: I opened up a Patreon page… again. This one will be a bit safer than the previous one since it doesn’t have nazi shit plastered over it, or anything like that. If you’re a patron, you’re mostly likely gonna see plenty of self-made porn by me, but you’re gonna fund a good deal of comedy videos, pornography art and plenty of other good stuff coming this way. Go to the Patreon here at patreon.com/jmaatv.

Anyway, art for this podcast episode is made by me, and made it Ghostbusters-like spooky, with that tone of Goosebumps over it. I didn’t even bother recreating the Goosebumps logo though, so I had to use a stock typography for that. Fuck recreating that. I’m lazy. Boo hoo.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 18 - On Manlet-Eating Blobs

JMAA on the Dick Show, Fortnite's near-death experience, transgender people, a new Postal game where you look for blowjobs for pay, manlets raging in jealousy over poop-eaters, a new video and song by EmptyHero on a certain manlet, a cuck's slimey bedroom, sentient blobs, untitled goose games and their Reddit-tier memes, Hong Kong protests might be a CIA psyops, black Mundane Matt, 90's video game installers and much more on this weekly episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

Check out the livestream at http://dlive.tv/jmaatv

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Artwork by JMAA (yours truly)

JMAA LIVE! Episode 17 - SOLO TIME

The Joker movie, the Cuck movie, mainstream media and mass shootings, the Uncanny Valley of Interesting, a jew doing discount Christchurch, a spanish Cuphead ripoff, jews in a Jim Henson Netflix show, the vape ban, angry enviromentalist autistic kids, Belle Delphine, the Lich King Blizzard finally dies to China, and Trump with a Twitch channel. All of this and more at the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.

With cohosts nobody, because this time it's solo, baby.