Ladies and gentlemen and in-betweens, it is an honor to announce you that JMAA TV and JMAA GAMES proudly owns now the YouTuber Kings #1 NFT by Sam Hyde and Stonetoss, presented here:
Yes, it’s truly that horrid.
We showcase this NFT in this very page as a proof of ownership of this very NFT. A while ago, we struck a deal with Sam Hyde for him to give us this NFT for the flat price of 0 ETH (free), so we know hold ownership of it forever.
Please note that any attempts to steal this NFT will be punished by law. If you want to buy off the ownership of this NFT from us, send us to our Coinbase wallet a sum total of the equivalent in ETH of $777,000 attached with a picture of your beloved micro-penis. And be sure to attach the transaction receipt in the comments of this article with such picture.
Thank you for understanding, and thanks to Sam Hyde for giving us this opportunity of ownership.
