JMAA LIVE! Episode 21 - Cry me a river
Those are some MANLY TEARS right there!
Expensive videogames, Richard Spencer saying the k-word, Britbong being a soy-filled beta crybaby bitch, everyone's getting banned on YouTube, matzo breads, Blizzard game flops, Blizzard lore incongruencies, PayPal supporting pedophiles on PornHub, how I fucked a hooker when I was 12, and much more on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.
Let me say this straight: expensive videogames, the $60-$70 tier ones, should be outlawed. No joke. I don't care how much you spend on making these, if they're like massive Hollywood blockbuster productions, but I won't stand for paying more than $30 on a fucking videogame that I will not play for longer than 5 hours. This Overwatch 2 thing specially is a fucking scam, no joke. A MAP PACK AND STORY MODE FOR $60!? Kotick should be in jail for that, the fucking big-nosey bastard.
Also PayPal, if you're gonna ban "nazis" on your platform, maybe you should take care of not supporting pedophilia on your platform, because PornHub has got you a big tumor on ya with a fucking pedophile recording himself raping a fucking kid and getting her pregnant. Just a quick heads up.
And to wrap up the stream, the crazy storytime that has been democratically chosen on Twitter. Yes, I fucked a hooker when I was 12. Real shit. Back then, when she was hopping on top of my tiny pee-pee, it was like Christmas fucking morning. Literally. I paid 30 euro just to lose my virginity. You're welcome.
The amazing whimsical artwork for this podcast has also been made by itsmintsalad.
JMAA LIVE! Episode 20 - Halloween Hangover Glowing in the Dark
These goddamn glow-in-the-darks!
The Halloween experience, clown costume shenanigans, Epstein didn't kill himself BIG SURPRISE, a satanic CIA cult of pedophile child sex abusers, Nick Fuentes and the Groypers invading Turning Point USA and all its shenanigans, all Israeli embassies are shutting down and we're nearing for the apocalypse, a jewtuber buys himself a Bel-Air mansion, manlets gonna cause mass shootings in the UK, men are funnier than women, a 15 year old who can't stop being horny on Twitter without her parents supervision and much more in this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.
Ok, what a fucking crazy week. First of all, are you guys surprised Epstein turned out to NOT have killed himself? I'm definately not. The signs were clear since day one and now that the whole REAL story is starting to become so mainstream the zoomers are starting to notice with all the memery, that the CIA is starting to pray to Satan and give him offerings to save their own sorry asses. And rape kids too. Who knew those at the CIA are a bunch of big-nosed devil worshippers? Fuck these glow in the darks like hell, Terry A. Davis was goddamn right in life and even after his death. You can't kill an idea, bitch.
Also, good god, Nick Fuentes, you're doing a fantastic job over there at TPUSA, this is just like the dream of the 2016 elections all over again, except without Nick Fuentes being a neo-con Israel-sucking traitor. I give my MASSIVE shoutout to Nick J. Fuentes for BTFO'ing the fucking conservacucks that suck up to jews so much. It might not be the real goal of a NatSoc like me, but it's real good entertainment that's gonna be remembered, and that's what matters.
And also, in this episode of the podcast, you'll be witness to an EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE of the JMAA TV Premium content TIDDY DADDY SUGAR EPISODE 3: GORILLA GLASS DREAMS. If you're an audio listener of the podcast, just be sure to go to jmaa.tv/premium for the full video and all that stuff, along with the other pieces of premium comedy content out there at JMAA TV Premium.
The glow-in-the-dark cover for this podcast has been made by itsmintsalad on Twitter.
JMAA LIVE! Episode 19 - The unfunny banshees and ghouls
Real spooky, so spooky I forgot to laugh.
Halloween shenanigans, the San Sebastian Horror Film Festival full with reactions and reviews of trailers and stuff, ADL kvetching at Iceland, how a dating site locks my credit card, asian blowjobs are the best, crazy transgender pedophiles losing courts, everyone forgetting about Epstein, predicting a Facebook pozzing Uber, women under 30 waste their time with casual sex, unfunny women of color comedians, Disney self-promoting, exhuming Spanish dictators, Chinese computer people at Clash Royale and much more on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.
Now, I’ll be serious. Fuck exhuming the body of Franco. They’re literally pissing in our historic heritage and laughing about it, and even celebrating it. I wouldn’t celebrate throwing away our historical heritage down to the trash, the one that made us who we are right now, but here we are. I live in a region where the majority of this redskin population is celebrating this pisstake. Fuck them.
Also, the Horror Film Festival here with their short films, mostly a pisstake as well. Only two short films come out as my favourite, one is about a bald man and hair growth gel, and the bald man gets what he deserves, BALD FUCK. The other short film I like it because it’s a funny one. The rest sucks so much my IRL friend who went there to watch them with me fell asleep and I had to wake him up like a fucking toddler. In the words of a canadian AVGN, it sucks so much it blows, it blows so much it fucks.
Another good update anyway: I opened up a Patreon page… again. This one will be a bit safer than the previous one since it doesn’t have nazi shit plastered over it, or anything like that. If you’re a patron, you’re mostly likely gonna see plenty of self-made porn by me, but you’re gonna fund a good deal of comedy videos, pornography art and plenty of other good stuff coming this way. Go to the Patreon here at patreon.com/jmaatv.
Anyway, art for this podcast episode is made by me, and made it Ghostbusters-like spooky, with that tone of Goosebumps over it. I didn’t even bother recreating the Goosebumps logo though, so I had to use a stock typography for that. Fuck recreating that. I’m lazy. Boo hoo.
JMAA LIVE! Episode 18 - On Manlet-Eating Blobs
Fear has no shape.
JMAA on the Dick Show, Fortnite's near-death experience, transgender people, a new Postal game where you look for blowjobs for pay, manlets raging in jealousy over poop-eaters, a new video and song by EmptyHero on a certain manlet, a cuck's slimey bedroom, sentient blobs, untitled goose games and their Reddit-tier memes, Hong Kong protests might be a CIA psyops, black Mundane Matt, 90's video game installers and much more on this weekly episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.
Check out the livestream at http://dlive.tv/jmaatv
See past podcasts at http://jmaa.tv/stream
Artwork by JMAA (yours truly)
JMAA LIVE! Episode 17 - SOLO TIME
You thought I wasn’t going to come back…
The Joker movie, the Cuck movie, mainstream media and mass shootings, the Uncanny Valley of Interesting, a jew doing discount Christchurch, a spanish Cuphead ripoff, jews in a Jim Henson Netflix show, the vape ban, angry enviromentalist autistic kids, Belle Delphine, the Lich King Blizzard finally dies to China, and Trump with a Twitch channel. All of this and more at the JMAA LIVE! Podcast.
With cohosts nobody, because this time it's solo, baby.
JMAA LIVE! Episode 16 - Epstein's Toilet Mystery
Can we get that #MeToo rep?
Britbong owned again, Epstein Toilet, more Epstein shenanigans, Google leaks about toothpaste, Ion Fury, Chaingunners or Revenants, the world first ever guy to 100% kills on TNT Evilution MAP15, Carlos Maza, Mumkey Jones' sextape, memorial for Terry A. Davis and Richard "Beebo" Russell and more.
With cohosts ThesaurusBoy, Pufi and an anonymous guest
JMAA LIVE! Episode 15 - A Story To Remember
The Virgin Bong and the Chad Manuel
Britbong gets cucked by JMAA and MaximillianMus, Jessica Yaniv, Mixer trolls, 8chan shutting down, the El Paso shooting, DOOM with DRM, Steve-O redpills, the TF2 economy crash, journalists doxed and more.
Featuring Killroy and Coolguy
JMAA LIVE! Episode 14 - Girl Gamers Rise Up!
No talk about girl gamer bath water.
Waxing balls for trans people, Hyojin and ImAllexx on the Slazo situation, the Cats movie, the antifa ICE bomber, and more.
Featuring cohosts Clive and EmptyHero.
JMAA LIVE! Episode 13 - We Want To Believe
Get your tinfoil hats ready
Konstantin being a traitor, Belle Delphine's Gamer Girl Water, Area 51 raiders, manlets, pranksters tampering supermarket products, and more.
With cohosts Hoshi, Jacob, bo_x, and Mitrophan
JMAA LIVE! Episode 12 - Bathtub Time
Little kids in the bathtub!
Jonathan Ross on the stream! Lootboxes, eating a raw egg on stream, DLive suspended, Etika, 5G and more.
With cohosts Konstantin, jeytr, Kopyboat, nep and EmptyHero.
With guests Jonathan Ross and Killroy.
JMAA LIVE! Episode 11 - We thought this was the E3 2019 podcast
No E3 though
Tiny bit of E3 2019, Jon Stewart, Slazo's rape allegations, Rammstein, a Super Mario Bros Battle Royale browser game that's now DMCA'd by Nintendo, YouTube psyops, and more
With cohosts jeytr, Kopyboat and EmptyHero
JMAA LIVE! Episode 10 - Into The Trash It Goes
A manlet just went straight into the trash.
The manlet has been banned on YouTube! XBox shampoo, straight pride day, MacPro the Great Cheesegrater, pumpin' muscles with the dumbells, tattoos and more!
With cohosts Konstantin, jeytr and Kopy
JMAA LIVE! Episode 9 - UKIP of AKKAD special
Only big brains allowed
UKIP losing, Konstantin's and jeytr's trip to Italy, peacocks and chickpeas, the Virginia Beach shooting, gambling and more.
With cohosts Konstantin, jeytr and ItzStarz
JMAA LIVE! Episode 8 - 8 out of 88
No one can stop the Schwarz
A live reading of Siege, Soph getting molested by Joe Bernstein, Chris Chan on Google Maps, Arnold Schwarzenegger getting kicked by a black guy, Sargon's debate on the BBC, the Batwoman movie, eating butter sticks and more.
With cohosts Konstantin, jeytr, Kopyboat and Rocket3.
JMAA LIVE! Episode 7 - DRINK!
Will Pepsiman be /ourguy/?
Denver shooting and the American school system downward spiral, debating ass or titties, finding JMAA on Google StreetView, ProJared cheating on his wife, Sargon running for PM at the UK, Pepsiman turning jews into Pepsi and more at this episode of JMAA LIVE!
With cohosts jeytr and Konstantin
JMAA LIVE! Episode 6 - Fresh Beef
The freshest lolcows in town!
Talking about obscure and rare lolcows of a wide variety, YouTube detrimenting mental health, white noise entertainment bread and circus, Sargon running for UKIP and more.
With cohosts Konstantin, Kopyboat, jeytr and spooce.
JMAA LIVE! Episode 4 - The 20th
It’s 4/20 my dudes, weed lmao
4/20, weed lmao, Hitler, gun control, Britbong's (MrBTFO) mom comes to the podcast, Notre Dame burning and much more.
With cohosts ExploitEngineer, jeytr, Kopy, Konstantin, Rocket3 and AlexanderEgg (ItzStarz), and guest EmptyHero as Britbong’s mom and co.
JMAA LIVE! Episode 3 - StarF*ckers Coffee
Starbucks: the rich spoiled kids’ coffee.
Wolfenstein: Youngblood, Starbucks, Starbucks coffee machines, gay ops and the ACTUAL BRITBONG coming to the stream *wink wink* and MUCH MORE.
With cohosts Mildreder, jeytr, ExploitEngineer, Rocket3 and special guest MrBTFO.
JMAA LIVE! Episode 2 - Navy Seals, HURRAH!
Is JMAA chinese?
More of Britbong's downward spiral into insanity, Internet Stolen Valor, Hollywood shenanigans, Hollywood communism and... is JMAA chinese?
All with cohosts Konstantin, jeytr, Mildreder and Kopyboat.