Me, as an LGBT content creator, I usually get a lot of trolling and hate comments over the last couple years. And, simply, normally, I don’t usually give a goddamn shit. It’s the vitriol they’re throwing at me out of coping and seething at my existence what brightens my day sometimes giving me a laugh for how pathetic they are, because I am a way better person than that bunch of bigots. However, some of these bigots are exceptional, so much that they deserve their own section dedicated to their mockery.

In this episode of Hatemail, I’d like to point and laugh at a guy by the name of Dan French, whom I shall call from now on, Dan the Stinky Frenchie. A guy who started raiding our subreddit on Reddit and ended up throwing a tantrum on my email.

It all started with a bunch of snot on the comment section for the self-promo threads of my subreddit (cw: homophobia):

As per usual, our buddy Dan has been going on a 0-karma Reddit account to sort of spam this crap onto a few subreddits. Unluckily for him, the guy’s optics are so low-IQ that not only I had to ban him from the subreddit and report his account for hatespeech for putting there an f-slur, but also he got banned from Reddit in general for being a complete, utter moron. I must have been thinking, “wow, this utter clown might have had a very bad day!” And bad day it was, because afterwards, the doofus started reporting my account for self-harm and later flew into another one of his alts to post this in the same thread:

At this point, I thought to myself that this guy Dan just wanted probably some trolling content for whatever YouTube channel he was running, something I wouldn’t easily cave in by giving such a thing, because he kept nagging me to voice chat him on Discord with his Discord handle. This little babyman is desperate for such attention he is willing to nag me on Discord and possibly record it. Sad!

Eventually, the crème of this whole ordeal ended up with an email to my email address, which went like this:

Obviously, Dan the Stinky Frenchie needed to compensate for his small frenchman penis so much that he went through all lengths to send me an angry email about the rules in the comments section policy of my website. Truly a piece of comedy gold here.

Firstly, I’m pretty sure that in most countries of the world hate-speech is illegal. They’re considered a hate-crime for a reason. I don’t know, man, but maybe you should check the world legislation a little bit more.

Second, I’m pretty sure that in most parts of the world in 1996 these hate-speech laws also applied in some way or another. Yes, I know, the US Constitution (“muh Constitution”) protects hate-speech as free speech, because the US is a right-wing country always, but you still look like an asshole for saying these things. More importantly, a dumb asshole.

And third, if you had a problem about “muh censorship” in platforms on the Internet, why complain me? You guys look like the dumb KKK on 2-digit IQs below 60. If anything, complain to Jack Dorsey, or the CEO of Reddit, or the CEO of Squarespace for that matter. There’s a key importance of keeping idiotic bigots out of our comments sections for a good reason.

I mean, if you’re so angry, instead of pretending to be the “alpha male of the Internet”, maybe you should definitely touch some grass for once or punch a pillow. The internet is clearly not made for you and your petty “alpha male” tantrums, so either seek help or get out of here.

Otherwise, you’d look like a fucking clown lmao