Greetings, Children of the Night… it is time for us to sit around and hear one of the spookiest stories of 2020… the story of Joe Biden and the Illuminati Jizzle Maggizzle…
Joe Biden was sitting in the White House chillin’ dawg, he already won the 2020 presidential election in the US, and the man Biden seemed a little bit bored of sitting there for a while wondering if he couldn’t sit in the pool cockroaches anymore… one day, he brought a small infant to his House office, to entertain himself.
The man could not be more hesitant himself about the little child. He took a deep gaze into the nearly panicking infant for a straight timeframe of one minute and thirty seconds. The child could not contain his fear from the gaze of Biden himself, and then, Biden stood up and slowly, painstakingly, eerily, excruciatingly approached the child with his crooked long legs… as Biden stood right next to the child, he slowly lowered his head into the child’s hair…
“Damn, Jack”, mumbled Biden into the fearing child, “you must be the most precious, adorable, exquisitely cute creature I’ve ever seen…” Biden started taking a whiff with his delicate crooked nose into the child’s hair, “do you ever know the thing, the thing, the thing, that thing, Illuminati, that’s what I’m talking about, the thing?”
The child could not avoid urinating his own briefs as he was fearing for his life unto Biden’s presence. Crystal clear tears ran down the infant’s cheeks from his eyes as he was silently mumbling pleas to see again his mother. He was hostage under Joe Biden’s presence for about a good while in the White House, and there was no escape.
“The Illuminati” told Biden to the small creature, “is the greatest invention that has ever happened in- in- in WWII, when I was a veteran in WWII, the planes, the thing, the thing, it was bombing my town from those bastards, and I was in the pool with the kids in my lap, the cockroaches, hair in my legs, couldn’t stop looking at the hair in my legs.” Biden continued rambling nonsensically as he started sliding his fragile, old hands into the child’s lower spine.
The infant started to cry audibly, it was his end. At the hands of mighty Joe Biden, he could do nothing. He was paralyzed under Joe Biden’s gaze and touch. Tears poured massively from his eyelids as he was dribbling sobs and sneezes like a little wounded animal gremlin. Joe Biden closed in into the little child’s ear, about to whisper the final words that would be imprinted into the child’s trauma, forever. It was the beginning of the end. There was no escape.
Biden whispered once more: “do you wanna go to McDonald’s?”
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