The YouTube purge 2019: what to do if your channel is purged

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Nothing.

You lost.

You thought you could chase that dragon of going YouTube full time and get to the everlasting riches, but you completely lost.

In fact, anyone who thought until now that they could survive merely out of doing YouTube full time is not only a retard, but also a faggot. Someone who couldn’t have the necessary balls to look up for a backup plan, like a stable job with stable education, or not skipping education at all. They couldn’t handle the reality of being a normal person with a normal life, because their mentality doesn’t allow them to commit to work hard on their survival. All they did was basically turn on a camera and yap 10 minutes a day about nonsense that are only the mental equivalent of popcorn.

It was so easy to just sit down and effortlessly create mundane videos that are nothing more than white noise entertainment for the most gullible eyes, but now, with 2019’s YouTube purge, YouTube itself is gonna reap all those ecelebs who didn’t take the effort of having a backup plan, for whatever community guidelines infractions they might find.

Everyone will be erased from the platform save for the Hollywood establishment and corporative soulless bodies who are already stable enough to survive on YouTube. Sound familiar?

I could easily tell you to move to Bitchute, but yet Bitchute alone isn’t gonna give you monetization soon as the platform itself is still working on it. You could open up a Patreon, but seriously, who’s gonna spend his hard earned money out of pity on someone who makes free content online? Unless they’re easily gullible paypigs, no one in the right mind would paypig someone who gives them back nothing more than disposable content online.

Sam Hyde did it right because not only he has now a solid company to work content with, but also because he paywalls his content and it’s worth every monthly penny.

I did it right because not only I got paywalled my content like Sam does, but also because I got a stable job.

We got backup plans, you didn’t.

For some reason, the Devil itself, YouTube HQ has fooled you into believing to chase this imaginary dragon of everlasting lambos and mansions like Jake Paul and every other fuckwit who suck the ovaries of Susan Wojcicki all day, and they got the best of you. You left school, you left your job, and you sweated hopelessly on a “career” that wasn’t gonna pay you back decently either. They didn’t care about you, yet here you are, still helping them earn advertising revenue in exchange of the breadcrumbs.

And now, your career’s gone. Collapsed into rubble because the new YouTube Terms of Service tells you that you deserve the boot. You lost your revenue, you lost your career and now you’re possibly out of chances to make content online. What do now?

Suddenly, a bright neon-like light dazes your eyes, a golden double arc shines in front of your eyes, and what appears to be an employer is holding in front of your face a red uniform with a red hat and a name badge on it. Next to him is the vision of a corporate mascot clown who’s inviting you to let you in, to your new home, your new job.

Welcome to McDonald’s, Ronald McDonald welcomes you with open arms. This is your only place now. You are not technically qualified to do anything else other than cooking fries or burgers, so you’re here to stay. You had no education other than how to clumsily edit on Sony Vegas 13 and turn on a video camera, so now this is your place. You have no other choice.

Welcome to fucking McDonald’s, retard.