RIP REAL GAMER

2020-2020

Apparently my cousin REAL GAMER got banned on CDBaby because a bunch of moralfag crybabies had to cry out to CDBaby about being stolen of one mere month of YouTube revenue. You can still purchase REAL GAMER on Bandcamp and listen to it on Soundcloud, if the stores below don’t last long.

That’s How the Law Works

So turns out my COUSIN was working on a top-secret musical project that has some serious repercussions for the world of musical shitposting. Here’s what my cousin wrote up for me as his own particular mini-manifesto:

“This is a kick in the nuts in the system, showcasing all those neanderthal boomers who's boss making the law. Even the most solid of stone can be broken like the old ancient artifact it is. Revolution of ContentID ballbusting in its finest. “

“Real Gamer lives like a remix, has the soul of a remix and has the body of a remix. His purpose: exterminate all the neanderthal boomers making laws by playing their own game. How can they understand the Super Information Highway anyways? They don't have any idea. His new album That's How The Law Works will be a big giant ballbuster to all those caveman boomers and those who suck up to them. A revolution in shitposting.”

You can check out his album on Bandcamp right now, available for preorder now and releasing January 1st 2020.

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TRACKLIST

1. The Law Works in Mysterious Ways

2. Eat Poo For The Lawyer

3. Hah Jail is for Losers I Am a 5'4 Guy

4. Banana and Olive Oil

5. That's How the Law Works

6. Not Enough Onions

This is a kick in the nuts in the system, showcasing all those neanderthal boomers who's boss making the law. Even the most solid of stone can be broken like the old ancient artifact it is. Revolution of ContentID ballbusting in its finest. Real Gamer lives like a remix, has the soul of a remix and has the body of a remix. His purpose: exterminate all the neanderthal boomers making laws by playing their own game. How can they understand the Super Information Highway anyways? They don't have any idea. His new album That's How The Law Works will be a big giant ballbuster to all those caveman boomers and those who suck up to them. A revolution in shitposting.

That's How the Law Works by REAL GAMER, releases 01 January 2020 1. The Law Works in Mysterious Ways 2. Eat Poo For The Lawyer 3. Hah Jail is for Losers I Am a 5'4 Guy 4. Banana and Olive Oil 5. That's How the Law Works 6.

ORDER THE FULL EP HERE: https://jmaa.tv/real-gamer (available on Bandcamp, Soundcloud, iTunes, Spotify, CDBaby and more) TRACKLIST: 0:00 The Law Works in Mysterious Ways 4:25 Eat Poo for the Lawyer 7:48 Hah Jail is for Losers I'm a 5'4 Guy 11:47 Banana and Olive Oil 14:39 That's How the Law Works 19:58 Not Enough Onions This is a kick in the nuts in the system, showcasing all those neanderthal boomers who's boss making the law.