Ah, yes. Who doesn’t like a billionaire prick who’s obsessed with hoarding as much money as possible like it was Smaug making his accounting? I’ll tell you who: no one does like ‘em.

Now, it’s no secret that all the rich billionaires like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Bobby Kotick are rich assholes, but why? Well, I’m here to tell you one thing about it: they got small penises.

You can see it’s scientifically proven given to this scientific penis size chart:

The smallest penises so far, according to our peer reviewed studies, are those coinciding to that of rich billionaire fucks whose net worth is on the trillions. While we ancom fuckers keep the biggest and strongest of penises ever (yes, even we ladies), it’s very noticeable that the small dick energy that these rich fucks suffer must be compensated somehow. How do they do that, then? Well, for one, they have to buy off expensive trips in expensive space rockets so it could compensate for their small penis size (even Jeff Bezos’ rocket looks like a dick for a reason), they have to keep such positions of power controlling the proletariat in order to assert dominance… all these sorts of things they do is just to compensate for their small penis size.

So the main reason why they’re assholes is because they got small dicks. Not a big surprise.