So you heard the news a couple days back… Elon Musk has successfully bought Twitter off for $44 billion USD. And for what? To become himself the King of the Recess that is this clown car platform named Twitter. I’m not going to detail how is this going to be Elon’s biggest grave dig for himself, that job has already been taken.

But bottom line of this is that Elon Musk now is forced to deal with the legal liabilities of controlling Twitter. That means, if he steps too far from the line of legal speech by doing the shit he promised to do when acquiring Twitter, especially for the European Union and such, he’d be in bigger trouble right now. And no matter if Elon Musk tries to cater to “advertisers” that much, advertisers still don’t like when a platform is a pest full of horrible hatespeech that sways away normal consumers from the platform, enough to make the platform a stink like Parler, Gab or Truth Social.

Now, as Twitter users who care about wanting Elon out of this hellhole of a platform, we got a thing to do: we must bully Elon Musk out of Twitter as much as possible. How? Simple: we must goblin post on Twitter just enough so Elon is forced with a choice; either ban dissenting shitposters who make fun of Elon and boost right-wing voices on Twitter so he can potentially ruin Twitter to shareholders and advertisers; or either do nothing about it and stick to the legalities against hatespeech and such, so he will end up betraying the expectations of his fascist fanboys enough to ruin his reputation on all sides, leaving him as a complete utter joke of the Internet on every corner.

Either way, he’s fucked.

So, what is there to goblin post to be able to kick Elon out of this platform and make him throw $44 billion USD into the toilet? Well, I’m talking degenerate furry, futanari or general hentai porn shit. I’m talking Elon Musk Rule 34 artwork, where Elon isn’t painted in a positive image. I’m talking shitposts and memes making fun of Elon Musk and his brainless fascist fans. Anything that Elon hates is a plus in here, and will help tank down Elon’s investment into the gutter.

So, consider this our last act to save this cesspit that is Twitter. Twitter is a cesspit we all like and love as long as it fosters positive and healthy speech that is dedicated to protect and safeguard marginalized voices especially, and not while right-wingers and fascists have a free pass to make it further a living hellhole for everyone else. This is important, because it’s clearly evident it’s our chance to make Elon Musk’s life a living hell, for the kind of rich crybully billionaire he is.

This is a call to arms for the LGBTQIA+, the POC, the antifascist, the neurodivergent, and marginalized voices who still care about Twitter being their platform.

TERMINALLY ONLINE WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!