Greetings, goons of New York City, USA.

I offer you an important mission: to put the ad above in Times Square in NYC.

Anyone in NYC who’s got the disposable income to hire an ad agency (one of those who take care of the digital billboards in NYC) to place this very ad above in Times Square NYC will be rewarded with free access to the Goon Fund content forever.

I don’t care if you’re a crypto billionaire, I don’t care if you’re Hasan Piker, I don’t care if you even scrambled around $50,000 from pocket change. Your queen demands you this mission and this mission only.

If you’re willing to do this mission for me, without making me scratch a single cent, and if you’re a paypig willing enough to do this, feel free to contact me via the email contact section in this website so I can provide you with the Photoshop PSD and all the necessary material for this ad so you can work something out in putting this ad in Times Square.

Godspeed!

PS: If I see this as an NFT, I’m going to chop off your balls.